spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

(via obamafart)

Graduation speech

*Points to person*: Fuck you

*Points to person*: Fuck you

*Points to person*: Fuck you

*Points to person*: Fuck you

*Points to crush*: Fuck me

*Points to person*: Fuck you

*Points to person*: Fuck you

do et i dare u

1: post a selfie?

2: do you wear makeup? what makeup do you put on?

3: do you prefer dark or light haired guys/ girls?

4: what's your favorite song at the moment?

5: what was the last song you listened to?

6: do you have a tumblr crush?

7: who is your tumblr crush?

8: what are you doing right now?

9: do you have any siblings?

10: what's you ethnicity?

11: what's your favorite subject in school?

12: what's your favorite color?

13: what's your favorite sports team?

14: what's your favorite ice cream flavor?

15: when did you make your tumblr?

16: how many followers do you have?

17: do you like where you live?

18: is your room super messy or really clean?

19: do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

20: do you prefer pens or pencils?

"The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for."
- Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First  (via u-rg-e)

(Source: larmoyante, via teaganirene)